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Friday, January 11, 2008

اسئلة رخمة

س: ايه الشبه بين الجرنال والشمس ؟؟
>>ج: الاتنين بيطلعوا الصبح>>

>>س: ايه الشبه بين التفاح والكمثرى ؟؟>>
ج: الاتنين مش جوافة>>

>>س: ايه الشبه بين الصعيدي الذكي وسوبر مان ؟؟
>>ج: الاتنين خيال علمي>> >>


س: ايه الفرق بين الصحراء.. وايام الاسبوع.. وموس لورد ؟؟

>>ج: الصحراء مفيهاش حد>>
ايام الاسبوع فيها حد واحد >>
موس لورد فيه حدين>> >>

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س: واحد وقع من الدور التاسع لقى ايه ؟؟

>>ج: لقى مصرعه >> >>

س: واحد وقع من الدور العاشر لقى ايه ؟؟

>>ج: لقى حتفه >> >>

***********>> >>س: ليه الأرنب مبيعديش من قدام القهوة ؟؟

>>ج: بيخاف من السحلب المكار


س: دكتور أسنان ارتكب جريمة يسجنوه فين ؟؟

>>ج: في سجنال تو

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س: ليه نابليون كان بيقعد قدام التلاجة ؟؟

>>ج: عشان يستنى حملة فريزر

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س: ايه هي قمة الادب ؟؟

>>ج: انك تخبط على التلاجة قبل متفتحها

>>>>>>س: ايه هي قمة الصبر ؟؟>>

ج: انك تستنى حد يفتحلك

>>>>>>س: ايه هي قمة الدهشة ؟؟

>>ج: حد يفتحلك فعلا>>>> >>


>> >>س: إيه وجه الشبه بين الحلاق وجورباتشوف

>>ج: الإتنين بيتعاملوا مع الروس>> >>

س: إيه وجه الشبه بين القمر وصينية البطاطس ؟

>>ج: الإتنين ميتعملوش عصير مانجو>>>> >>

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س: إيه العلاقة بين الكمبيوتر والحفرة ؟>>

ج: الكمبيوتر حاسب آلى>>
أما الحفرة حاسب لتقع

>> >>س: ليه في الأرجنتين مش بيزرعوا تين ؟

>>ج: لأنها من الدول اللا تينية>>>> >>

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س: إيه الفرق بين الليمون والزيتون ؟؟>>

ج: الأولاني بيتعمل منه لاموناتة والتاني مابيتعملش منه زاتوناتة

>>>> >>س: إيه الفرق بين الزمالك والشامبو البرت بلاس ؟؟

>>ج: البرت بلاس اتنين فى واحد لكن الزمالك اتنين فى عبد الواحد>>>>

Dr. Phil's Test

Dr. Phil's Test
(Dr. Phil scored 55he did this test on Oprah-- she got 38.)
Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out.
Read on, this is very interesting!
Don't be overly sensitive!
The following is pretty accurate and it only takes about 2 minutes.

Have pen or pencil and paper ready.

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept.
at many of the major corporations today.
It helps them get better insight concerning their employees
and prospective employees.

It's only 10 simple questions, so......
grab a pencil and paper, keep track of your letter answers.
Make sure to change the subject of the e-mail
to read YOUR total.
When you are finished, forward this to everyone you know,
and also send it to the person who sent this to you.

Number your paper 1 to 10 first.

1. When do you feel at your best?

a) in the morning
b) during the afternoon and early evening
c) late at night

2. You usually walk.....

a) fairly fast, with long steps
b) fairly fast, with little steps
c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face
d) less fast, head down
e) very slowly

3. When talking to people, you...

a) stand with your arms folded
b ) have your hands clasped
c) have one or both your hands on your hips or in pockets
d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
e) play with your ear, touch your chin or smooth your hair

4. When relaxing, you sit with...

a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side
b) your legs crossed
c) your legs stretched out or straight
d) one leg curled under you

5. When something really amuses you, You react with...

a) a big appreciated laugh
b) a laugh, but not a loud one
c) a quiet chuckle
d) a sheepish smile

6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you...

a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. When you're working or concentrating very hard, and you're interrupted, you...

a) welcome the break
b) feel extremely irritated
c) vary between these two extremes

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?

a) Red or orange
b) black
c) yellow or light blue
d) green
e) dark blue or purple
f) white
g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie...

a) stretched out on your back
b) stretched out face down on your stomach
c) on your side, slightly curled
d) with your head on one arm
e) with your head under the covers

10. You often dream that you are...
a) falling
b) fighting or struggling
c) searching for something or somebody
d) flying or floating
e) you usually have dreamless sleep
f) your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS: 1..... (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6 2. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1 3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6 4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1 5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2
6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2
7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4 8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d)4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g) 1 9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1 10. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

Now add up the total number of points.


Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You're seen as vain, self-centered and one who is extremely domineering.....
Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.


Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, one who's quick to make decisions, though not always the right ones.
They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure.
They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

40-50 points
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.


Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest. Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything! They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

Now forward this to all your friends, don't forget to put your score in the subject box.


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